The Cantankerous Inventor
The sound of a falling log
Rows and rows of fog
Steam belches from the machine
Mugs full of caffeine
The inventor works fervently
His crane watches observantly
Making a luminous animatronic
Sphere bombs that are atomic
His workshop full of bronze and brass
Golden cyborgs blowing glass
Incandescent fires blazing
The inventor raising
His eyes red as the autumn leaves
The machine groaning and creaking, he cleaves
A log of wood in two
Submerging it in the blue
Water of the steaming forge
A river running from the gargantuan gorge
Up on high in Olympus, the heavens
The gods wait on the inventor of weapons
To deliver their shining equipment
The cantankerous inventor delivers his shipment
To the omnipotent beings above